Wednesday, January 23, 2008

i am so bored

I am so bored (Part II)

I am so bored that I wrote several definitions on my face.
I am so bored that I dyed my landlord.
I am so bored that I disguised myself as Axl Rose disguised as Slash's hat.
I am so bored that I just changed my display name to π.
I am so bored that I drank a lot of coffee and felt productive and sad but
didn't do anything productive.
I am so bored that I keep imitating the floor.
I am so bored that I made a new Hotmail account and logged in and out of it
and then deleted it.
I am so bored that I made a slinky out of bones.
I am so bored that I fell apart when I slept.
I am so bored that I paid an elf to lift my coffee to my lips.
I am so bored that I drugged a heifer.
I am so bored that I crunched a new bag of Lay's and threw it at a skateboarder.
I am so bored that I designed intuitive new software for describing world leaders.
I am so bored that I bought a jackpot's worth of lottery tickets.
I am so bored that I invented a new kind of poverty.
I am so bored that I field-hockeyed a cumulonimbus.
I am so bored that I bequeathed a softball team.
I am so bored that I made a NES emulator for a rotary phone.
I am so bored that I painted every mirror in the United States black.
I am so bored that I pawned off cats. :(
I am so bored that I developed a marketing strategy to sell McRemote Controls.
I am so bored that I marshaled a Battlefield Earth re-enactment.
I am so bored that I bid on a bet on eBay.
I am so bored that I stared at green LED's for a fiscal year.
I am so bored that I started a band that uses cars as instruments.

2 comments:

Genevieve said...

my favorite is:

I am so bored that I paid an elf to lift my coffee to my lips.

Willie Ziebell said...

Lunchtime for Bears.