Thursday, March 13, 2008

GET YOUR COPY OF THE NEW ABRAHAM LINCOLN

and it comes PRE-FUCKED WITH! THANK YOU AMERICA! I HOPE YOU READ MY STUPID IRONIC POEM CALLED "I AM A TERRORIST AND ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE TO STOP ME SOMEHOW." I HOPE YOU START OPENING ALL OF MY GODDAMN MAIL PERHAPS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO STEAL THE STARBUCKS CARDS MY MOTHER OCCASIONALLY SENDS ME BECAUSE SHE IS A NICE LADY. I HOPE YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF MY CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS AND SAY "WOW, THIS GUY HAS A PENCHANT FOR INDIE POP MUSIC." I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A FUCKING DONUT YOU SONOFABITCH AMERICA.

But please, please, please.

Buy the second issue of Abraham Lincoln. It is full of wonderful poems by people like Tao Lin, Rod Smith, Patrick Durgin, Nada Gordon, and a collab by Joseph Massey & Jess Mynes. And it's only $5.

abraham lincoln #2 cover

3 comments:

K. Silem Mohammad said...

It is funny, though, to think of the secret government inspectors actually opening it up and finding "Me's Wittl Birdy Bong Stowy," say.

Willie Ziebell said...

My copy came unfucked-with. Thank goo'ness, 'coz a staple in the middle'd make it nigh-unstrokable. (Seriously - the cover is pretty and super smooth to the touch.)

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT THE TEXTURE OF THE COVER IS NICE.

I derive pleasure from my tactile experiences with the cover.

I -- I just creeped myself out a little, there.

Bryan Coffelt said...

Willie:

You creeped us all out there. Move back to Ashland and go to the bars with me on Friday nights.

Kasey:

I hope they feel very confused.