and it comes PRE-FUCKED WITH! THANK YOU AMERICA! I HOPE YOU READ MY STUPID IRONIC POEM CALLED "I AM A TERRORIST AND ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE TO STOP ME SOMEHOW." I HOPE YOU START OPENING ALL OF MY GODDAMN MAIL PERHAPS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO STEAL THE STARBUCKS CARDS MY MOTHER OCCASIONALLY SENDS ME BECAUSE SHE IS A NICE LADY. I HOPE YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF MY CREDIT CARD STATEMENTS AND SAY "WOW, THIS GUY HAS A PENCHANT FOR INDIE POP MUSIC." I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A FUCKING DONUT YOU SONOFABITCH AMERICA.
But please, please, please.
Buy the second issue of Abraham Lincoln. It is full of wonderful poems by people like Tao Lin, Rod Smith, Patrick Durgin, Nada Gordon, and a collab by Joseph Massey & Jess Mynes. And it's only $5.