Thursday, October 9, 2008

How the Hell Am I Supposed to Concentrate?

I don't know shit about the economy, but I know lines going down mean not-nice things are going to probably start happening. The phrases people have been throwing around like "700 billion dollar bailout" and "national debt" seem so abstract that I can't even fathom it. It's almost comedy -- almost. They might as well replace the word "billion" with "jaffillionkrillion." Actually, that might make the situation better. Lobby your congressperson and senatorial-whoeverperson and let's get this done!

I want to see headlines like this:

"Senate Passes Googleplex Jaffilionkrillion® Dollar Superrescue With Helicopters for Economy™."

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