Ok, so I have been in Portland for a few days. Here are some things I have noticed:
•99% of the people in the Pearl District are super models.
•I need to work on being prettier.
•Everyone in this city is in a band.
•It's probably not a great idea to take a drunken walk up to Safeway for more beer by yourself at 11pm.
•I really suck at Madden right now.
•Listlessness has never been easier.
•No one really knows how to drive up here, and no one ever knows where they are going.
I might try to get a wristband for MusicFestNW. Are any of you going? Anyone want to help me notice more things about Portland?