Instead of putting out stupid notices, maybe you should try to get some of your dad's poems back into print!
Have you ever heard of royalties?
No? Okay, well you should ask your lawyer how that works.
No, no, poets are not usually known for their fat pockets.
No, your dad was not Lil Wayne.
It is unlikely that your current position will cause you to be popping mad Cris.
No, but you might be able to have some walking around money.
Maybe you could even get some big boy money!
I'd sure love to buy a copy of your dad's book "A", but it's, like, impossible to find, yo!
Please rethink your position, dude.