Friday, April 16, 2010

FIRST REVIEW

    bedsheets were obviously not clean, stains all over the chair.

    inconsistent amenities: one of our chests had a fridge, one had a microwave, one had both, and my chest had neither.

    my brain was not liquid, or it was not as liquid-y as i'd hoped.

    my room is a giant hard-on with spikes.

    wireless internet was mostly creepy stepdads trying to fuck me.

    we tried to use a coupon and the front desk seemed annoyed. would not stay again.