Tuesday, April 13, 2010

I TOUCH THE DEAD ALL DAY

Why the driving away, why
the threat level orange
oh fuck the explaining —
give me a reason not to
be suspicious, give me that
iPod. You don’t trust me
because I touch the dead
all day. I poke at them with
Ben Roethlisberger. And
I know that popular
anticonvulsant drugs raise
suicide risk. I know that the
move is “devastating” to
America’s space effort.
That Glutathione is The
Mother of All Antioxidants.
I did something that was called
“unsafe” by Car and Driver.
I will issue software updates
soon. I summoned quarterback
Ben Roethlisberger and I said,
“What took so long?” But what
will you do? Will you retreat
from your earlier position that this
Mediterranean-like diet may
lower dementia risk? More moving
and shaking, but why? You were
teary-eyed Monday as
you pleaded guilty.
You were the Green Lantern.

2 comments:

K. Silem Mohammad said...

SsshhhhAPEly!

Bryan Coffelt said...

Ha! It's big boned. It's husky.